thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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