you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
