I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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