Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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