On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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