yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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