we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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