question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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