I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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