Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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