Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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