Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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