I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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