I smell stomach acid.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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