Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Help me help you realize you are a moron
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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