Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You pole danced in your parka.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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