But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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