so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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