if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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