So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
apparently the secret to your success is patron
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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