it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My vagina just clenched in fear
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
