plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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