question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize
