you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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