I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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