Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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