so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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