i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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