hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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