This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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