she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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