Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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