Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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