small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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