Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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