I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Is it penis luge time yet?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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