Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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