Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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