you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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