So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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