i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
ok first of all what the fuck
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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