id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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