So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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