Who did Billy Mays play for?
he shaved USA in his pubs
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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