her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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