He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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