Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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