This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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