i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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