I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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