that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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