Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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