Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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